Aap indian tabhi hai

1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho
jaaye to usme
Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo 
.
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo
jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo
.
3. Ghar me showcase me China
Crockery ko sirf
aur sirf Guests k liye use karo
.
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai,
par Gold k rates ki bahot chinta
hai apne ko 
.
5. TV k remote ko zor zor se
dabayenge, usse
thokenge, par usme nayi batteries
nai
lagayenge

. 6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite
kiya ho to uss
din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,
taki waha
party me jee bhar k daba sake
.
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to
usse night
dress bana lo, jab aur jaada
purani ho jaaye fir usska Pocha bana
lo 
.
8. Dominos waale se extra
Ketchup, Oreganon
Chilli maango taki usse baad me
ghar me use
kar sake

Aur Sabse Important .

9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad, payment karne ke
baad ek sookhi puri aur alag se pani pina to apna Haq hai.